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ANIMEfringe's Big Slogan Fiasco
by Steve Diabo (Kaneda)
Many slogans thrown in by Adam "OMEGA" Arnold and Diana Kou
All your favorite things have them.
Your favorite name-brand electronics that you trust and pay so
much for, your favorite refreshing, thirst-quenching sports
drink, your favorite toilet paper, your favorite dish detergent,
your favorite snack... All of these things have cool slogans you
can remember on a whim. But what about your favorite anime
webzine? Does ANIMEfringe have a slogan? Well, the clear answer
is... We don't know.
One day I realized this, and
decided it was time we all sat down and discussed the idea of
giving ourselves a spiffy little slogan. "Wouldn't that be
cool," we all agreed. However, in true ANIMEfringe fashion,
we botched the whole thing up and the discussion soon turned into
an all-out ridiculous-slogan-spewing grab-ass of fun and frolic.
After about 20 minutes of raging insanity beyond all conceivable
bounds, the chaos soon faded to extreme mental exhaustion, at
which point we all passed out and had a group dream where we
decided we would post the results of our little slogan parlay on
the site for all to enjoy. So... enjoy.
ANIMEfringe: Exposing the
truth, one anime at a time.
ANIMEfringe: Deeeeelish!
ANIMEfringe: Smile, you're
an Otaku!
ANIMEfringe: Next Webzine
200 Miles.
ANIMEfringe: We're the
reason the top of your monitor is so warm.
ANIMEfringe: Misaki is
single, but she's only a drawing.
ANIMEfringe: Always done
at the last minute.
ANIMEfringe: The
Internet's Other Most Trusted Anime News Source.
ANIMEfringe: Never needs
food, water or kitty litter. Just a hug every now and then.
ANIMEfringe: Maybe now
you'll know why they tell you not to drink while you're pregnant.
ANIMEfringe: HA-YA!
ANIMEfringe: Because all
the better names were taken.
ANIMEfringe: Your long-lost
twice-removed cousin.
ANIMEfringe: the fourth
member of Every Little Thing.
ANIMEfringe: Out of order.
ANIMEfringe: We still have
all our teeth!
ANIMEfringe: What
ANIMEfringe?
ANIMEfringe: Buck buck
buck baKAWK BAWK BAWK!
ANIMEfringe: We get really
excited when cool things happen.
ANIMEfringe: Otaku pride,
baby.
ANIMEfringe: How about a
little fan service?
ANIMEfringe: We like to
think we don't completely suck.
ANIMEfringe: The Right
Stuf still hasn't sent me my Eva DVD. I like the artbook very
much, and I do appreciate the complementary animation cel, but I
want my frickin' DVD. You know who I am. And I know one of you
will read this someday. I bet I don't have my DVD yet, either.
Oh, wait, here it is... never mind.
ANIMEfringe: A proven
aphrodisiac.
ANIMEfringe: No need to
thank us.
ANIMEfringe: We're bad.
We're bad. We know it.
ANIMEfringe: Just Add
Water and More Staff.
ANIMEfringe: Tastes good
with Soy Sauce.
ANIMEfringe: Now with no-slip
grip!
ANIMEfringe: Being anal so
you don't have to be.
ANIMEfringe: Recently
Fumigated.
ANIMEfringe: Will review
for food.
ANIMEfringe: Dangerous
with a pair of nail clippers.
ANIMEfringe: Adam "OMEGA"
Arnold wrote issue 3.
ANIMEfringe: Steve does
all the coding at the last minute.
ANIMEfringe: The 111th
Element. The 110th is cheese.
ANIMEfringe: Evolution has
been stunted.
ANIMEfringe: Where do you
want to go today?
ANIMEfringe: Ask about our
homemade pies.
ANIMEfringe: Nobody works
better stoned than us.
ANIMEfringe: We turn this...
(sob...) into this! (ahhh...)
ANIMEfringe: Now legal in
12 states!
ANIMEfringe: Goku and
Pikachu not allowed.
ANIMEfringe: Yeah, right.
ANIMEfringe: Tasty, but
also good, but also tasty.
ANIMEfringe: You computer
will explode in 5 seconds.
ANIMEfringe: A wholly-owned
subsidiary of AOL/Time Warner, Incorporated.
ANIMEfringe: The Nth
season of Sailor Moon.
ANIMEfringe: The tragic
victim of a horrible, horrible farming accident.
ANIMEfringe: The cabbit
who shagged me.
ANIMEfringe: Please wait
while our cover loads.
ANIMEfringe: More music,
less interruption.
ANIMEfringe:
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ANIMEfringe: Can you smell
what the fringe is cooking?
ANIMEfringe: Because ANN
died.
ANIMEfringe: The taste of
a new generation.
ANIMEfringe: 4 out of 5
dentists agree.
ANIMEfringe: We like
visitors. EX doesn't.
ANIMEfringe: Guilty!
ANIMEfringe: This here's
ANIMEfringe Country.
ANIMEfringe: Trust us.
ANIMEfringe: A New Hope.
ANIMEfringe: Concubine for
sale.
ANIMEfringe: Cable TV,
Indoor Pool with Sauna, Squash Court, all conveniently located in
the heart of the tourist district. Vacancy.
ANIMEfringe: Promise of a
New Issue.
ANIMEfringe: New Crap
every month.
ANIMEfringe: We like you a
lot.
ANIMEfringe: America's
Favorite Ketchup.
ANIMEfringe: In love.
ANIMEfringe: Come sail
away with us...
ANIMEfringe: Smooth aroma
and robust flavor.
ANIMEfringe: Your parents
help you put it together.
ANIMEfringe: ANIMEfringe.
Meet the ANIMEfringe. They're a modern stone age family.
ANIMEfringe: The Universe
of the Otaku without lives of their own.
ANIMEfringe: Official
Anime Webzine of the 2000 American Olympic Women's Swim Team.
ANIMEfringe: Pawn of the
Negaverse.
ANIMEfringe: Home of the
whopper.
ANIMEfringe: Almost 4 days
since last accident in the workplace!
ANIMEfringe: Over 4000
Served.
ANIMEfringe: Digital
Ritalin.
ANIMEfringe: Oh, what a
feeling!
ANIMEfringe: Made from 100%
pure ground beef.
ANIMEfringe: New, improved
formula leaves your hair soft, shiny and managable.
ANIMEfringe: We have video
girls.
ANIMEfringe: Your last
line of roach defense!
ANIMEfringe: Have a
drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
ANIMEfringe: The best
fringe is an ANIMEfringe.
ANIMEfringe: We need sleep.
ANIMEfringe: You'll want
to run away. You'll want to run far away. You'll want to run far,
far away. You'll want to run far, far, far, far, far, far, far
away.
ANIMEfringe: Pyromanical
Anime-liking strange people with no lives do write webzines.
ANIMEfringe: Home of the
never-ending square dance!
ANIMEfringe: 30 Days or
it's Free!
ANIMEfringe: If eye
contact occurs, flush with water immediately and consult a
physician.
ANIMEfringe: The other
purple meat.
Well, that's it. Aren't they just
adorable? Anyway, I think I'll leave while I have my dignity.
Hopefully we'll do this again real soon. But until then, I'll
just slink back to editing things and doing all the pretty
graphics you see around you. Ta.
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